March 2012
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MEG RETELLS ASSASSIN'S CREED II
MY BROTHAS FROM ANOTHA MOTHA (ANCESTOR JOKE HAHA GET THAT SHIT) I AM BACK FROM THE MOTHER-FUCKIN DEAD AND READY TO MAKE SOME NOISE YA HEAR YA HEAR YEAH HIDDEN BLADES ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
Meg: AY YO YO YO REMEMBER THAT TIME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME YOU WATCHED ME COME OUT OF MY MOM'S UTERUS HEY YA MAN I WAS A COOL AS MOTHER FUCKER EVEN BACK IN THE WOMB BRO TUGGIN ON MY MOM'S ORGANS AND SHIT LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN NOTHIN
Meg: YEAH YEAH BORN ON SOME FINE ASS ROYAL FUCKIN TOWELS AND SHIT WITH MY IMPORTANT ASS DAD RUNNING IN LAST SECOND LIKE HEY YO YO YO IS THE BABY STILL UP IN THAT BITCH AND THAN BAM BABY MOTHAFUCKIN EZIO CAME TO BE
Meg: THE NURSE BITCH SHE WAS LIKE YO SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA NAME THIS LITTLE PROPHET O GOD HERE AND MY MAIN BITCH WAS LIKE I THINK I'LL CALL HIM EZIO AND I WAS LIKE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL YA LITTLE HONKY
Meg: AND I MEAN I HAD SIBLINGS AND SHIT BUT MAN THEY AIN'T EVEN NOTHIN NOT WHEN EZI-FREAKIN-O IS AROUND
Meg: THAT'S WHY THEY ALL DIED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME THE PEOPLE THAT KILLED MY FAMILY WERE LIKE WOAH FUCK THERE'S A LOT OF AUDITORES AROUND THIS JOINT BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME SO THEN THEY ALL HAD TO DIE WHICH I MEAN KINDA SUCKED BECAUSE MY MOMMA MIA PUT SOME FOOD ON THE TABLE BUT SHIT DOG YOU DON'T NEED NO FOOD WHEN YOU WE
Meg: BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO DID I EVER TELL YOU BOUT THAT TIME I HUNG OUT WITH LEONARDO DIVINCI? HE WAS A PAINTER OF SOME SHIT I DUNNO
Meg: AND LIKE MADE ME ABLE TO FLY ONE TIME AND EVEN GAVE ME A MODDAFUCKN /GUN/ IN LIKE ANCIENT ASS ITALY OF WHATEVER TIME PERIOD THIS IS FUCK I DON'T KNOW DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN HISTORY MAJOR TO YOU
Meg: I BETTER NOT BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S FOR DWEEBS WHERE I'M A /TRUE MAN/
Meg: FUCKING
Meg: HIDING IN A SEA OF BITCHES
Meg: ALL OF THEM GOT THE DICK
Meg: EXCEPT FOR THE UGLY ONES
Meg: EZIO DON'T FUCK NO UGLY BITCH
Meg: MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING CASH
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pancakesondeck:
Erm…I think you’d better leave Ruke.
k….
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In other news.
My good friend pancakesondeck is 21 today. As is tradition, he has now been promoted in terrible Company as Fuck Master Lieutenant Sergeant the 3rd Roberts.
Congratulations. Terrible company salutes you and your valor.
pancakesondeck replied to your post: pancakesondeck replied to your post: No matter…
But still, your joke is now as invalid as she once was.
GOMEN NE OWEN SAAAAANNN…. WATASHI WA BAKA DESSSUUUU >.<
pancakesondeck replied to your post: No matter what you do you’ll never be able to satisfy Oracle.
You know they retconned her being crippled in the New 52, right? She’s Batgirl again.
It’s only a matter of time before she becomes Oracle again and makes the Birds of Prey. The cycle will be complete.
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No matter what you do you'll never be able to...
Jokes. I make them.
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New Splinterfright deck
What with my Myr Battlesphere Tempered steel deck going out of the cycle in October I thought I’d make a DREDGE DECK.
February 2012
785 posts
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drillist:
rukeprease:
I consider this a brotrayal
Ufufu, so simple minded.
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ghettobutt:
drillist:
you can’t tame
the beast
go back to your blazblue and shut up
neverlistentoverom replied to your post: headcanon
omg you perv kyaaa baka desu
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headcanon
ahri doesn’t wear panties.
wockyshiba asked: 38!!
thatboytitz asked: 8 13 19 29 34
lighterthan-air asked: 28 and for obvious, FF-related reasons, 6 and 7 uvu
beforeitwascool asked: 3 28 32
wockyshiba asked: 5 :3c
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Anonymous asked: Holy fuck, your tumblr skin confused me. Anyway, what I was going to say is that, I think it depends on who you play with. Me and my friends are always going against the meta. Yordle gank squad, Ultimate Bravery, Odd lane combo's, etc. We play to have fun, and even if we lose, we still goof off a lot over skype. Let me know if you want to play with us, and I'll drop by with my screen...
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Reblog if you have GREAT boobs
Dominion. Why is this even a game mode.
So sleepy...
So annoyed by the waking world.
ghettobutt:
Quiet, you.
Unless you want me to seal your insolent mouth shut for a day.
Eep.
milk-coffee started following you
hiiiii
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ghettobutt:
chi chi chi chi oppai
boing boing
ghettobutt:
why am i talking about boobs with luke
oh
moshi moshi boobs desu.png
ghettobutt:
You act as though you’re surprised!!
A-As expected of Mistress Rao…
ghettobutt:
You really are too funny! As if I would sully my mouth like that~!
Awwwww… Mistress you’re such a tease~!
ghettobutt:
Quiet, you.
Unless you want me to seal your insolent mouth shut for a day.
You can seal my mouth all you like but the best way to do it is with your own hehehehe~
ghettobutt:
Yes, and? I don’t…really see a problem with that.
Not at all.
You’re a loner aren’t you Mistress?
Anonymous asked: HEY AHRI SHOW US YOUR TITS
ghettobutt:
Yes that is true, isn’t it? Although sometimes,
I enjoy doing the cleaning myself~
But doesn’t it get lonely cleaning by yourself…?
Neh, those people are called ‘loners’ aren’t they?
ghettobutt:
You’re lucky I feel rather forgiving today.
I don’t feel like cleaning blood off the walls.
Neh Mistress, don’t you always make me do it anyways~?
Not that I’m complaining or anything….~
ghettobutt:
I’m fairly certain that your duty is not to go around hoping “silly boys” don’t hit on you.
A-Ack… Mistress Rao, I-I was… u-uhhhmmmm….~
ghettobutt replied to your post: Guess who just made a bunch of Ahri reaction images?
May I help you?