March 2012
Win Streaks.
I’m on one.
MEG RETELLS ASSASSIN'S CREED II
- MY BROTHAS FROM ANOTHA MOTHA (ANCESTOR JOKE HAHA GET THAT SHIT) I AM BACK FROM THE MOTHER-FUCKIN DEAD AND READY TO MAKE SOME NOISE YA HEAR YA HEAR YEAH HIDDEN BLADES ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
- Meg: AY YO YO YO REMEMBER THAT TIME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME YOU WATCHED ME COME OUT OF MY MOM'S UTERUS HEY YA MAN I WAS A COOL AS MOTHER FUCKER EVEN BACK IN THE WOMB BRO TUGGIN ON MY MOM'S ORGANS AND SHIT LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN NOTHIN
- Meg: YEAH YEAH BORN ON SOME FINE ASS ROYAL FUCKIN TOWELS AND SHIT WITH MY IMPORTANT ASS DAD RUNNING IN LAST SECOND LIKE HEY YO YO YO IS THE BABY STILL UP IN THAT BITCH AND THAN BAM BABY MOTHAFUCKIN EZIO CAME TO BE
- Meg: THE NURSE BITCH SHE WAS LIKE YO SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA NAME THIS LITTLE PROPHET O GOD HERE AND MY MAIN BITCH WAS LIKE I THINK I'LL CALL HIM EZIO AND I WAS LIKE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL YA LITTLE HONKY
- Meg: AND I MEAN I HAD SIBLINGS AND SHIT BUT MAN THEY AIN'T EVEN NOTHIN NOT WHEN EZI-FREAKIN-O IS AROUND
- Meg: THAT'S WHY THEY ALL DIED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME THE PEOPLE THAT KILLED MY FAMILY WERE LIKE WOAH FUCK THERE'S A LOT OF AUDITORES AROUND THIS JOINT BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME SO THEN THEY ALL HAD TO DIE WHICH I MEAN KINDA SUCKED BECAUSE MY MOMMA MIA PUT SOME FOOD ON THE TABLE BUT SHIT DOG YOU DON'T NEED NO FOOD WHEN YOU WE
- Meg: BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO DID I EVER TELL YOU BOUT THAT TIME I HUNG OUT WITH LEONARDO DIVINCI? HE WAS A PAINTER OF SOME SHIT I DUNNO
- Meg: AND LIKE MADE ME ABLE TO FLY ONE TIME AND EVEN GAVE ME A MODDAFUCKN /GUN/ IN LIKE ANCIENT ASS ITALY OF WHATEVER TIME PERIOD THIS IS FUCK I DON'T KNOW DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN HISTORY MAJOR TO YOU
- Meg: I BETTER NOT BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S FOR DWEEBS WHERE I'M A /TRUE MAN/
- Meg: FUCKING
- Meg: HIDING IN A SEA OF BITCHES
- Meg: ALL OF THEM GOT THE DICK
- Meg: EXCEPT FOR THE UGLY ONES
- Meg: EZIO DON'T FUCK NO UGLY BITCH
- Meg: MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING CASH
In other news.
My good friend pancakesondeck is 21 today. As is tradition, he has now been promoted in terrible Company as Fuck Master Lieutenant Sergeant the 3rd Roberts.
Congratulations. Terrible company salutes you and your valor.
pancakesondeck replied to your post: pancakesondeck replied to your post: No matter…
But still, your joke is now as invalid as she once was.
GOMEN NE OWEN SAAAAANNN…. WATASHI WA BAKA DESSSUUUU >.<
pancakesondeck replied to your post: No matter what you do you’ll never be able to satisfy Oracle.
It’s only a matter of time before she becomes Oracle again and makes the Birds of Prey. The cycle will be complete.You know they retconned her being crippled in the New 52, right? She’s Batgirl again.
No matter what you do you'll never be able to satisfy Oracle.
Jokes. I make them.
New Splinterfright deck
What with my Myr Battlesphere Tempered steel deck going out of the cycle in October I thought I’d make a DREDGE DECK.
